This skinny heffa right here.

Formerly known as the “Top Provider” award. The title is held by a woman who has found the most lucrative ways sell her va-jay-jay, and it’s not judged by how many clients you have. Were not talking about just straight up turning tricks, I mean she has to sell the pootietang through all available medians. Whether it be Niteflirt, straight gold digging, or black mail, she has to cover a couple of different catagories.The crown is and always will be held by ME! But, I have decided to share this prestigious award for two reasons:

1. It’s about time us BBW’s throw them skinny chicks a bone…they have been scratching at our meaty legs for too long now trying to bask in the spotlight.

2. After reading this…I had to big her up…that bitch is a hustla!

NYDailyNews is reporting that Ashley Alexandra Dupre has been hustling thousands and thousands of dollars from these old white men for months. It’s almost funny how similair our life stories are! She came to NYC to pursue her career in the music business, but instead ran into some financial debt and starting working as a call girl. She’s had the pleasure of emptying the pockets of celebrities such as producer Jermaine Dupri & actor & serial hobbyist Charlie Sheen (Shocked? No I didn’t think so ).

Home girl was getting $2,000 an hour! So, I gladly pass the crown down…I may have been beaten..but that’s only because i’m retired. I would have surely given her a run for her money…LOL in my dreams!

So I now crown Ashley, INSIDE ESSENCE’s March Spitzer Award aka Top Provider. Wear the crown well hun…YOU DESERVE IT! “Here she comes…Miss Top Provideeeeeerrr!…”

P.S. Hunny if I was you I would go get myself checked out! Just looking at his face… maaaan he looks like he got that “thang thang”.