For those of you who are living under rock..here’s a quick recap. NYS Gov. Eliot Spitzer has resigned from office due to allegations of his involvement in the prostitution ring formerly known as The Emperors Club VIP. Like most normal johns, Spitzer has reportedly spent over $80,000 dollars on call girls in last couple years! Dayum, I wish he was into big girls cause I would be doing my “I’m Rich BIIIITCH!” jig right now! Or maybe he does? Ching Ching Getting Paid Ova Here! Wait scratch that…I DID NOT SLEEP WITH THE GOV…HE IS NOT ONE OF MY REGULARS…so please don’t call CNN and give them my information. DUH its called client/hooker confidentiality!

Moving On…

Well, the most interesting part of this scandal is that fact that Spitzer has requested that his lady of the evening perform sexual acts on him WITHOUT A DAYUM CONDOM! Talk about EWWWW! GAG ME! NO, not litarally Spitzer, put you’re checkbook away!

Guys, just remember this you may be paying Gucci prices, but at the end of the day it’s still a bag with a hole in it and everyone else might have already “tried it on” before you bought it. You have wife Spitzer! Hobby accordingly!

Speaking of his wife…JOKE OF THE DAY!

Why did the governor use hookers?

Because his wife was a SPITZER not a SWALLOWER…ahhh HA HA HA!