Oh hunnie bunnies im soo excited! Just like any true Madonna fan i’m absolutely elated that she is coming out with a new album! This cover is extra fierce! I’m loving the crotch shot! That’s right Madonna let em know even at 50 the cooch is still tight!
I don’t understand how the “Queen of Soul” Is walking around with a dead cat on her head. But after reading this it all makes sense!
Aretha Franklin better unlock the bra, because someone is in dire need of a titty slapping! The AP reports that Aretha might lose her Detroit mansion to tax collectors, because her attorney fuckedup.
Aretha’s lawyer made a mistake and didn’t pay $445 in taxes in 2005 causing her home to go into foreclosure over late fees. She owes $19,192 and plans to pay it up by the March 31st deadline.
Phew! Aretha won’t be homeless, but if she needs dough I have a suggestion. Motorboat videos! Aretha’s gigantic chichizillas were made for boob sexing. It would be at your own risk though. I can’t promise that Aretha wouldn’t mistake your peen for a charbroiled hot dog and bite that sucker off.
Okay…so no it all makes sense…she’s wearing a $39 synthetic wig and letting her roots all hang all because she’s owes the IRS. Well, gosh darnit! I’m finna go an pay my taxes…cause if this is what happens when you owe the IRS money i’d rather just pay the greedy bastards!
P.S. I’m nominating Aretha for the “Biggest Titties Award” at the BBW Bash @ The Players Club…She definitely “knocks” all other contestants out with dem big ol titties!
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I think they have captured the true essence of Paris…A boob job needing tranny in a wig…right on the dime!
Some genius sex toy company called Pipedream Products has put out a line of celebrity blow-up dolls. Now they don’t straight-up say the name of the celebrity, but it’s pretty obvious. They have everyone from JHo to Sarah Jessica Porkher. Sarah has the best tagline, “Loves sex in her shitty.” That’s poetry right there.
Other dolls are named Dirty Christina, Lindsay Fully Loaded, Eva Desperate Housewife and Paris Love Doll. The dolls will run you around $19.95 and up. I don’t know who would bother buying the Paris doll. You can get that shit for free.
Visit Radar to see the rest of the dolls. It’s a little NSFWish. The blow-up doll below is JHo. Way hotter than the original and probably doesn’t complain as much.
P.S. I wonder why they didn’t make a Britney Rears Doll???
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Does anyone recognize this woman? No? That’s because this walking plastic surgery disaster is the artist formerly known as Lil Kim. Ever the fashionista, Ms Joker Face made an appearance at the Marc Jacobs fashion show this Fashion Week weekend in NYC. Oh Lil Kim why did you let them talk you into all that surgery???? It looks like the doctor raped your face with ugliness! No means NO!
TMZ reports that Heath Ledger was found dead in SoHo, NYC apartment yesterday afternoon. PageSix.com reports that he died from a drug overdose.
The NY Times reports that a masseuse showed up to the apartment for an appointment at 3:31 this afternoon. The masseuse and a housekeeper knocked on Heath’s bedroom door, but did not get any answer. They opened the door and found him unconscious. They immediately called for an ambulance. They apparently found prescription pills next to his body. When paramedics arrived, they performed CPR on him, but were unsuccessful. He was pronounced dead at the scene.
He was 28. He was one 2-year-old daughter, Matilda, with Michelle Williams.
WTF! I don’t even know to say. Fucking sad and tragic!
UPDATE: The apartment was owned by Mary-Kate Olsen
UPDATE II: The pills were reportedly over-the-counter medication, possibly Ambien.
UPDATE III: It was not MK’s apartment, but apparently she lives in the building.
UPDATE IV: MK does not live in the building! That’s cleared up. Heath’s autopsy will be conducted tomorrow. Police say two bottles of sleeping pills were found near his body, one OTC and one prescription.
UPDATE V: In a recent interview Heath talked about how his role as the “Joker” in the new Batman movie was so demonic to him that he had trouble sleeping. Friends also say he had a substance abuse problem, but he had not been in rehab.
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