It’s time for a little sex education everyone! Here’s a list of the 99 most degrading things you can ever do while having sex…Some of the classics are here like Dirty Sanchez & The Tossed Salad. But, for the old school there’s some new ones that you should familiarize yourself with like the Bismarck & the Sleeping Bag! Class’s In Session!

1. Tea bag – As you are sitting on a girl’s face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.
2. Hot Lunch – While receiving head from a woman, you shit on her chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
3. The Stranger – Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
4. Donkey Punch – Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
5. Golden Shower – Any form of peeing on a girl. (aka: watersports)
6. Pearl Necklace – Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl, it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
7. Coyote – This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty skank and you know you’ve got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.
8. Purple Mushroom – This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.
9. The Flying Camel – A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.
10. Double Fishhook – From the doggy-style position, you hook your pinky fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.

Not finish with your education? Click HERE to read the remaining 89!