Measuring Up!
Okay today’s post is dedicated to a recent discussion a topic that is kind of controversial but I going to speak my mind about it anyways…
So as you know i’m a recruiter for Cybersinsation Models and I also recruit male models. But, I don’t understand why….wait let me rephrase my self…
Male Models who are interested in modeling in the porn business there is something crucial you must know…
Having A Big Dick Is A Must! Having Stamina Is A Must! Having bumps and weird odors emanating from your genitals is a NO NO!
If any of this applies to you…DO NOT (*I REPEAT DO NOT*) apply for a porn gig…PLEASE! Honestly, it’s not you…it’s the porn biz! Nobody wants to see or smell that on camera! And it makes it kind of awkward when we have to shut the shoot down or send somebody home because the bumps they claim are birthmarks are really genital warts or they got dingleberries hanging from their balls OR they got a very tiny peeshooter or they shoot far but really really fast (he’s a minute man!)
NOTE: This is a rule that only applies to male models…honestly in real life people come in all shapes and sizes so to say something like this applies to every man on earth would be stupid….personally it doesnt matter to me but some people are built for the job and some arent!
So this song is dedicated to you…*Essence gets her twizzers ready for the next guy who emails me about modeling and doesn’t measure up*
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Does Anyone Recognize This Woman?
Because I don’t!
I can’t believe this is the artist formerly known as Britney Spears! I’ve been in Brit’s corner throughout all this drama but now i’m really worried for her after peeping this recent pic. She looks like a goth now…red lipstick, pale skin, dark hair. It’s pretty obvious that life is taking its toll on her and the people who are surrounding her obviously don’t care they that she totally looks FUG! I mean check these pics out below:
I mean what happened to this?:
Britney if you are reading this…
Please call me so we can get you to NYC! I’ll take you to my weave stylist and get you a proper do! Get you some Christian Louboutins cause i’m so over those raggedy brown boots you ALWAYS wear! And I bet I can get Buck Brothers to shoot your sex tape…If you are going to come out with one it might as well be done properly! And you need to be around some black people for a while so you can get your shit together because honestly, whatever plans you have in mind for your comeback…ITS NOT WORKING! You have a really hot album out right now you should be promoting the hell out of it…You make $800,000 a month and you’re running around with chipped nail polish and holes in your fishnets?? I mean…WtF?? But, that’s just my 2 cents!
I Swear On Everything I Love!
I’m soo ready to move! I’m going absolutely BaNaNaS!! Every night, AHHHHH! YEAAAHH! And she’s not quiet y’all! IT IS NOT NORMAL for an older man to be bumping and grinding this young girl every fucking day! I mean its really getting to be annoying! I feel like such a pervert…I turn on my music, put on some headphones but they are bumping the wall so hard the whole house is vibrating! How do you tell someone to keep the fucking down a little??!?? Make your fucking baby already!!
And for my crazy african landlord upstairs…This note is for you:
Oh and let’s toss one of these in the air too!
This is why im a fucking insomniac…even if I was sleeping the amount of fucking they do is ridiculous!
2008 Better get BETTER!
So what a shitty year its been! NYE’s my wallet is stolen. This is the worst time of year to for that to happen because $$$ is extra hard to earn around this time. So now i’m without my debit cards, my ID, and now the majority of the cash I possess. To top it off I have to add another person to my list of “Not To Fuck With Like That”. Fuck!!!
So i’m slowly as you say recovering from my losses…But now i’m depressed. Is it in the stars for all this to happen? I guess I need to go see the Mystical Astrologist Donna on the 4th st in the village for some help because this is craziness!
I’m slowly motivating myself to work. For all those that have tried to reach me…and I either declined the appointment or ignored it. I’m sorry, as much as I needed the money, my heart wasn’t in it. I was really hoping to retire this year…but No ID no test as I learned on the NYS Board of Health’s websites list of requirements for taking the EMT test which means another couple of months of trying to hustle and earn some money to stay up.
The apartment search is going well…Im still in talks with a few individuals trying to weed out the fakes ones from the legitimate. I really have to move, if I hear my neighbors fucking one more time I might lose it! They act like they are doing a video! Believe it or not y’all I love my sleep but im a little bit of an insomniac now do to stress. Every time I fall asleep I have some terrible dream about something happening to someone I know and it always seems to come true. Nightmares are a bitch!
2008 better get better or i’m in for a hell of a year!
Heaven to the tastebuds! So if you want to try it for your self head on down to 7 W 32nd st in Manhattan they have a location there or visit pinkberry.com to find one closer to you!
