35-year-old Jonah Falcon from NYC is famous for having a big dick. Literally. He has been on Howard Stern several times, Rolling Stone did an article on him and he was in an HBO documentary.

Unfortunately, Jonah sees his 13.5 inch penis as a curse. Jonah claims to have had sex with hundreds of chicks and dudes. He’s bi. He also lives with his mother and has never really had a steady relationship. He’s tired of being used for his big dick.

He told The Sun, “When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned.”

“My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show.”

Huh? What did he say? I was too busy thinking about his big dick. Jonah’s dick measures 13.5 inches when it’s erect and 9 inches when it’s not.

Click here to see a pic of Jonah’s enormous member. It’s NSFW.

In my experience big dicks always look good on paper. When you get right down to the nitty gritty, it’s not all fun and games anymore. A lot of huge ones never get hard. You can suck on that crap until your jaw falls off, but it always remains in this weird hard-soft stage. It’s also not fun getting that crap inside the pie hole if I ain’t being too subtle. Too much work if you ask me.

That being said, I’d totally hop on the Jonah Express. It might make my pussy explode, but it would be worth it. Telling the 911 operator that my pussy exploded would make it worth it.