Filed under: News, WTF??? | Tags: AEE, Elegant Angel, Lanyards, Republican Convention
Attendees at the Clark County Republican Convention on March 8 knew good religious advertising when they saw it – and if it was free to boot, that would only make it that much better, right?
That’s the likely reason why the more than 3,000 Grand Old Party delegates, plus authorized guests, convention volunteers and even journalists, seemed to have no trouble partying down by wearing badge-holding inch-wide fire-engine-red lanyards advertising that stately religious website “elegantangel.com” – although the real import of the advertising didn’t escape Las Vegas Review-Journal reporter Erin Neff. “I got an email from the Las Vegas Review Journal saying, ‘Did you guys sponsor the Republican convention?’” Elegant Angel owner Patrick Collins told AVN. “Yeah, I mean, it was on our list; we just never got around to it. Anyway, as it turned out, they all had them. They were extra lanyards. I don’t know where they came from but they were all wearing them. I guess there was a box of them left over from the [AEE] show, and the Republicans just found them and used them.”
Neff herself didn’t figure out what had happened until a week later when she looked more closely at the lanyard and decided, just for fun, to see what was on the elegantangel.com website.prepAd(“ad480×80470BE12B818-B4FD-0344-E7A48ED41709D8C7″
It crossed my mind: What is this company?” Neff wrote. “The next thing I knew, I was perusing porn at the office… Not only can you purchase ‘Big Wet Asses,’ you can get ‘Big Black Wet Asses,’ too.”
HA! I would have loved to see Bush walking around endorsing PORN on his neck…LOL!
Source: AVN.com
Filed under: News, Top Providers, WTF??? | Tags: Ashley, Call girl, Kristen, Spitzer scandal
This skinny heffa right here.
Formerly known as the “Top Provider” award. The title is held by a woman who has found the most lucrative ways sell her va-jay-jay, and it’s not judged by how many clients you have. Were not talking about just straight up turning tricks, I mean she has to sell the pootietang through all available medians. Whether it be Niteflirt, straight gold digging, or black mail, she has to cover a couple of different catagories.The crown is and always will be held by ME! But, I have decided to share this prestigious award for two reasons:
1. It’s about time us BBW’s throw them skinny chicks a bone…they have been scratching at our meaty legs for too long now trying to bask in the spotlight.
2. After reading this…I had to big her up…that bitch is a hustla!
NYDailyNews is reporting that Ashley Alexandra Dupre has been hustling thousands and thousands of dollars from these old white men for months. It’s almost funny how similair our life stories are! She came to NYC to pursue her career in the music business, but instead ran into some financial debt and starting working as a call girl. She’s had the pleasure of emptying the pockets of celebrities such as producer Jermaine Dupri & actor & serial hobbyist Charlie Sheen (Shocked? No I didn’t think so 
).
Home girl was getting $2,000 an hour! So, I gladly pass the crown down…I may have been beaten..but that’s only because i’m retired. I would have surely given her a run for her money…LOL in my dreams!
So I now crown Ashley, INSIDE ESSENCE’s March Spitzer Award aka Top Provider. Wear the crown well hun…YOU DESERVE IT! “Here she comes…Miss Top Provideeeeeerrr!…”
P.S. Hunny if I was you I would go get myself checked out! Just looking at his face… maaaan he looks like he got that “thang thang”.
Taleon and Keyontyli Goffney, 25 years old, were arrested Wednesday in South Philadelphia for a series of burglaries.
And if those faces look familiar, it’s because they are.
The twins are also gay porn stars!!!
According to reports from NBC 10 News in Philadephia, Taleon and Keyontyli got into a Rite Aid by cutting a hole in the roof and climbing down from a rope. They got away with money and several goods.
The twins are also thought to be involved in at least 35 other burglaries throughout the tri-state area of Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Delaware.
Dayum!
Police are also reporting the twins broke into a beauty supply store, again by cutting a hole in the roof. The owner, Young Moon, said “Just over there, they made the hole right here. Took money from the register, and change, too. He left only pennies.” The burglars emptied out the cash register and ATM machine.
But the fun doesn’t stop there. Once they robbed the beauty supply store, the twins went back up through the roof and then broke into the Wings & More store right next door. Again they stole money from the cash register and ATM machine.
And did they have some chicken wings while they were at it???
Luckily while the twins were in the process of robbing the store, the alarm went off, and police nearby were able to arrive and arrest them.
Both storeowners are said to have lost thousands of dollars due to the break-ins.
This is just a travesty. Porn producers need to pay more, y’all.
See what happens to their stars when you don’t treat them well!
Filed under: Celebrities, Disgusting BUT True!, Don't Try This At Home!, Music, WTF??? | Tags: Lil Kim, marc jacobs fashion show
Does anyone recognize this woman? No? That’s because this walking plastic surgery disaster is the artist formerly known as Lil Kim. Ever the fashionista, Ms Joker Face made an appearance at the Marc Jacobs fashion show this Fashion Week weekend in NYC. Oh Lil Kim why did you let them talk you into all that surgery???? It looks like the doctor raped your face with ugliness! No means NO!
doing the booty bounce! LOL! He/She IT whatever it is is just to dayum sexy! I love the floor crawl and her makeup is just tooo fierce! You go girl/boy/it!
Filed under: Disgusting BUT True!, Videos, WTF??? | Tags: 1, 500, garbagemanvideo, HIV, trashman, trashmanvideo.net, youtube
Trashman you have gone to far with this video! My blood is burning with hate for you right now! I cannot believe you would even joke like this! I’m actually in tears right now because the same shit that you are gloriously proclaiming happened to my fucking sister! For you to even post something like this knowing damn well some copy cat is going to follow you and actually do the same thing is absolutely disgraceful! I wish you would keep your trash to your lame ass site instead of infecting the public with your nonsense!
UPDATE: Yeaaah the video was flagged and removed…THANK GOODNESS!
UPDATE: If you can’t see the video click here and flag it…this type of garbage needs to be taking down for the net!
UPDATE II: After doing some research I found his contact info, If you find this video as disturbing as I do please write him and give him your 2 cents! Or report his ass to law enforcement!
anton dunn
trashmanvideo@hotmail.com
45 w. 130th st.
new york, new york 10037 US
+1.2123688604
(FAX)
Filed under: Disgusting BUT True!, Videos, WTF??? | Tags: half man half tree, youtube
Disgusting.
Filed under: Disgusting BUT True!, Don't Try This At Home!, WTF??? | Tags: disturbing photos, nsfw
His Boxers! OMG! This is TRULY disturbing and NSFW!
Brave souls CLICK HERE!
Filed under: Disgusting BUT True!, Don't Try This At Home!, WTF??? | Tags: 99 Of The Most Degrading Sex Acts
It’s time for a little sex education everyone! Here’s a list of the 99 most degrading things you can ever do while having sex…Some of the classics are here like Dirty Sanchez & The Tossed Salad. But, for the old school there’s some new ones that you should familiarize yourself with like the Bismarck & the Sleeping Bag! Class’s In Session!
- Tea bag – As you are sitting on a girl’s face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.
- Hot Lunch – While receiving head from a woman, you shit on her chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
- The Stranger – Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
- Donkey Punch – Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
- Golden Shower – Any form of peeing on a girl. (aka: watersports)
- Pearl Necklace – Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl, it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
- Coyote – This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty skank and you know you’ve got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.
- Purple Mushroom – This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.
- The Flying Camel – A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.
- Double Fishhook – From the doggy-style position, you hook your pinky fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.
Not finish with your education? Click HERE to read the remaining 89!
